I have dragon pox.

I have dragon pox.

I have DRAGON POX.

I HAVE DRAGON POX.

I HAVE DRAGON POX.

I HAVE DRAGON POX.

I have to stay in bed for a fortnight. I can't do my exams. They won't let me. I'll have to repeat. I'll have to stay back a year. With Alice. And Amos. And Barty. And Lily. And Mary. And Bertram.....

FUCK YES! Thank you, immune system!